What is it?
I've never really understood it, I don't understand why touching yourself is wrong. Masturbation for example is part of sexual health and helps to release emotions that would otherwise prevent a good night sleep. It's also an important part of a healthy self esteem and women who know what they want in the bedroom are the best lovers; men have never complained.
Just redently, I got talking to a woman who I'd never met before about this topic - self pleasure - and she was telling me that at 33 she purchased a 'clit-tickler' for the first time and was so proud of herself, she felt she reached a mile stone. I was gob-smacked, I really didn't know what to tell her and without thinking I said, 'where have you been girl, I purchased one of those at 19'. She stopped breathing for a split second as if she'd never heard of such a thing, as I continued '...I got it to condition my pelvic floors for childbirth, as we learned this in sex education in our last year of high school, while all the boys in the class lauhed their heads off', still she was perfectly silent and still with anticipation, as I continued with great confidence '...and sex with my boyfriend was unreal after that, he couldn't get enough and neither could I, ...and after the birth of my two children 5 years later, I sprung back like a rubber-band within the first two weeks of giving birth, and my partner couldn't tell the difference in tightness during intercourse, so it really does work and all women should have one, ...actually, I feel sorry for women who have never experienced a 'clit-tickler' because of stale cultural beliefs that make it sound shameful or dirty'.
There was another minute of silence before she changed the position of her feet like she was changing her mind from the inside, and then she said 'what about now, how's your sex life now?' Wow, I'm really teaching her something here, I thought quietly to my self and then I responded without reservation, 'now, I've taken the vow of chastity for the past 7 YEARS WITHOUT FAIL but let me tell you, it's very difficult because I have this super hot fiancee at the police station, FLORIAN Tiziani, and if he stands too close to me when he's only trying to talk to me, it drives my sences wild, the level of self-control that I have to have around him is that of a Ninja!'
She laughed out loud and said, 'he's going to be in trouble on your wedding night no doubt' and I replied with, 'yeah and he knows it, I'm hungry for him and him only!'
...and all those psychopaths performing genetal mutilation on women in third word countries, should get the death penalty without pardon, because that's what they're effectively doing to others, cutting off their human right to their enjoyment to life; and the origin of this behaviour is male schizophrenia discovered by the Swedish Institute of Mental Health in 1956 (an underdiagnosed problem that ensures male domination...); and well, we all know what the root of the problem is don't we? ...it's the same as the one that gives birth to all forms of violence against women (included but not limited to, cultural enslavement...), ENVY, ...and ENVY is deeply rooted in sheer hatred, one of the four forces of EVIL!
THE HAPPIEST WOMEN IN THE WORLD, MASTURBATE!
THE HAPPIEST WOMEN IN THE WORLD, MASTURBATE!
Note to viewers:
Now guys, before you send your emails all at once to this post, please consider the amount of time I currently have to answer them, as I am in the midst of planning both my divorce and my wedding (straight after the divorce to Bradley Agius), single handedly - for 2022.
Thank You, Kindly.
ANNE TIZIANI (Gelicrisio)
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